Venturi Eclectic. World's First Energy Autonomous Vehicle. Unfortunately, if my calculations are correct, this little french baby only goes 30 MPH tops. I could get to work in a little over 2 hours!

Me and percheron horse Toby are working towards this. I bet I'd get ticketed all over the place if I showed up at work with a 1,800-pound horse and a cart. Someone would undoubtedly be allllllllleeeeeerrrrrrrrrggggggic to equines, or their delicate sensibilities offended by his baby elephant sized poops--

Upping the ante on Madame Pelosi et al -- Boehner Challenges Rank-and-File Dems: If You’re Really for Increased American Energy, Put it in Writing

And I'm starting to warm up to ol' John--