A Varmint is my Co-Pilot
When asked why he stole the petty cash from the drawer in the office to buy more chocolate bars, Dwayne replied, "The varmint made me do it."
(This is for Angry. Who has made the brilliant observation about "the ‘critter’s face’ staring out from the front of the hat rather like a co-pilot". Sending me into what could possibly be a whirlwind of tasteless posting.)
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Comments
That's a wonderful excuse. I think I'll buy a co-pilot hat and claim it made me do all the things I have secretly wanted to do but lacked the nerve, I mean, excuse....
Posted by: Anne | January 21, 2008 6:11 PM