The truth about the big red dawg

My official name is The Red Baron. My nine-year-old boy thinks this is a perfectly suitable name for a big red GIRL dawg. It's even inscribed on the nametag of my pretty purple collar from the PetSmart, much to his mother's dismay. She insists, quite pointedly, on calling me Red Dawg.
But you may call me Baroness.

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