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Oh I am Sir Pay Per Post.
I'm questing for the Blue Heeler Puppies
and we are going to have us a fight.
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And I'll bite their bellies.
I'll pull their tails.
And tickle their whiskers

For I am Sir Pay Per Post
The brave and noble Sir Pay Per Post
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