Hat tip: Bridlepath (She finds the way cooooolest things. I often lie awake at night wondering just what her secret is exactly.)

And I thought My Little Pony was neat.

As a heretofore pretty much unacknowledged child prodigy marketing genius, my only advice to Hasbro is that Butterscotch needs to speak (more than "thank you"). Then, and only then, would I maybe even think about plunking down the heart stopping price of $299.99. (And the truth of the matter is I couldn't afford her anyway because I have to buy hay for the five very real and ravenous ones down in my barn.)

What do you think she should say?

P.S. I'll take Jane, Thunderbolt and the Thundercolt any day.